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“Hey, you kids! Never suck the juice out of a tractor.”
A Journal of Scandinavia, Ham, Rubber, and Quantum Physics.
Created on 2008-02-10 04:19:56 (#14911492), last updated 2008-03-30
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Bio“My name is Mrs. Smith, I’ve made apples out of bread, a dripping and a bit of green paint, and CORRUGATED IRON.”
“No, these are horrible apples, Mrs. Smith. Go away, Mrs. Smith! Go away until your daughter has a baby.”
“Shag, daughter, shag! It’s a marketing idea, shag for babies! My daughter’s had a baby, I’m Granny Smith now!”
“Come in, Granny Smith! You a wonderful idea, you! Come in with your shiny apples.”
“Brought family member, Mr. Delicious. He’s got apples – Gold Delicious. Come in, Gold. King Edward, abdicated the throne, took up potato-making, there we go… Mrs. Simpson, jewellery… And there’s Hitler as well, they used to hang out together, and Jeff Bruckley, of the Bruckley family.” It’s all about threes…
Apples are great, apples are user-friendly, just big, hearty- you grab ‘em, you go “arf, arf, arf, arf, arf” and then you start to eat them, and… Always do the dog impression first, and when you get close to the pits in the middle, you go, “Ew!” and you THROW IT AWAY, in case you swallowed a PIT and a tree comes out of your head. WE KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE...
-Eddie Izzard :)
“No, these are horrible apples, Mrs. Smith. Go away, Mrs. Smith! Go away until your daughter has a baby.”
“Shag, daughter, shag! It’s a marketing idea, shag for babies! My daughter’s had a baby, I’m Granny Smith now!”
“Come in, Granny Smith! You a wonderful idea, you! Come in with your shiny apples.”
“Brought family member, Mr. Delicious. He’s got apples – Gold Delicious. Come in, Gold. King Edward, abdicated the throne, took up potato-making, there we go… Mrs. Simpson, jewellery… And there’s Hitler as well, they used to hang out together, and Jeff Bruckley, of the Bruckley family.” It’s all about threes…
Apples are great, apples are user-friendly, just big, hearty- you grab ‘em, you go “arf, arf, arf, arf, arf” and then you start to eat them, and… Always do the dog impression first, and when you get close to the pits in the middle, you go, “Ew!” and you THROW IT AWAY, in case you swallowed a PIT and a tree comes out of your head. WE KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE...
-Eddie Izzard :)
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constructed worlds, cultures, guitars, jumping, language, languages, lutherie, maps, plexiglas, steel wool, wool socks., xylophones
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Brookline High School - Brookline, MA (2006 - present)
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